Pati aur Patni ke Majedar Chutkule

Patni - Janu Tum Mujhe Waise Pyar nhi karte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hai...
Pati - Wo Pyar krane ke 12 Crore leta hai aur Tere Baap ne kabhi 200 nai diye.

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Wife - Tum Mujhse kitna pyar karte ho
Husband - Sahjah se bhi jayada
Wife - To tum bhi mere marne ke baad Taj Mahal banwaooge?
Husband - Yar main to Plot bhi le chuka hu, Pagli der to tu hi kar rahi hai...

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Wife Ne Shadi Ke Do Saal Bad Apne Pati Se Raat Ko Pucha.
wife - Main tumko Kitni Acchhi Lagti Hoon?
Husband - Bahut Hi Acchhi
Wife - "Phir Bhi Kitni?"
Husband - Itni Ki mera Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 2-3 Aur Le Aaun...

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Sardar - Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi...
Sonu - Tu us ka khayal nahi rakhta ho ga..
Sardar - yar sagi bahan ki tarah rakhta tha.

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Pati patni Sexx kar rahe the Patni - Aah thoda aur... thoda aage... thoda daye.. thoda sa aur... bas thoda sa aur.. aah Tabhi achanak pati bola - Maa ki Lodi chuuddwa rahi hai ya Loda parking main lagwa rahi hai

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Ek Din Pati Apni Patni Se Bola Husband - Darling, Kaash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jaata... Wife - Chhodo Jee, Agar Main Tumhaare Bharose Rehti To Kuchh Bhi Na Hota.